Laugh it out!
Just a few days to Christmas eve. I’m sure you’re stressed out. So scroll down (or expand) this post to read a minute and have a good laugh.
A person calls a pet store: “Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches, at once.”
Astonished clerk: “What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?”
Caller: “I’m moving out today, and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them.”
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28 Comments
Jim Borden
thanks for the laugh!
Jessica E. Larsen
Haha 😀 you’re welcome 🙂
stevescountry
Hey Jessica!! Thanks so much for sharing my blog!! I truly appreciate it!! Have a wonderful night/morning!!😀😀⛄🎄
Jessica E. Larsen
No way, it’s all well-deserve. You make people feel warm and sunny… despite being in the cold 😂 Sorry couldn’t help poking that fact 😛
stevescountry
That’s okay, laugh all you want!😂😹We’re enjoying our SNOW here. It will be a white Christmas for sure.⛄🎄🙄
Jessica E. Larsen
I can’t laugh now! I’m green with envy. ☹️ I want it. White christmas should be mine since you don’t want it 😭
stevescountry
I agree with you totally! It should be yours! Let me know how much rain you get today and tomorrow.😀😀🙄
Jessica E. Larsen
😂😂😂 You’re both sweet and silly.
We got a very light rain today. Nothing tomorrow. 😀
stevescountry
Awe, thanks Jessica!😁 Meow!😻
Cloudy with light freezing drizzle here.😬
Maybe you could get some white paint and paint the grass white to look like snow. Get 3 different size boxes, paint white and make a square snowman.😀😀👍⛄⛄
Jessica E. Larsen
😅😅
Nadine
Best revenge 😀 btw I have phobia of cockroaches
Jessica E. Larsen
I don’t have phobia of cockroaches, but each time I see one, I understand what murderers feel. I want to kill every single one I see 😂
Nadine
That’s great, will need your help in summer they invade us everywhere during the summer, You can become cockroaches serial killer:D
Jessica E. Larsen
Sure, I’ll get the equipment ready for this shot to kill mission 😂
Nadine
You will be saving my summer =)
Jessica E. Larsen
😂😂😂
Sheree
Steve’s full of great jokes.
PS I’m not at all stressed ‘cos I’ve got Xmas sorted.
Jessica E. Larsen
Haha 😀 Lucky you… I’ve just began packing gifts.
popsiclesociety
Hahahahaha 🤣😂🤣
I think the house may be from these parts of the world 😂🤣
I’ve never seen so many cockroaches in my life, as from when I’m here 🤪🤪
Jessica E. Larsen
Hahaha 😀 in country too there’s plenty of them ^x^
Accidental Blogger
Perfect revenge 😍😍
Dracul Van Helsing
ROTFLMFAO ! 😂🤣
Simon
Hahaha✨🤪 Lol. Sure the person did the right thing 😂😂. This one is for you. An old man asks his maid, been serving me for 20 year’s and all these years you wall all the way to 2nd floor to bring me a Cup of coffee, how could you do it without spilling a single drop of coffee. She says”it’s simple everytime i make first step, i sip my mouth Full of coffee from the cup, as soon i reach second floor i spit back in your cup carefully. 😂 😂🤪
Jessica E. Larsen
🤢 Ewww… 😂😂 Thanks for sharing!
Simon
Hahaha that’s an “eww” joke indeed 😂😂
Abhin Thulasidas
Lol🤭
Jessica E. Larsen
Isn’t it? They should have considered what they write in the contract before making a renter sign it 😀
Abhin Thulasidas
Absolutely 😂🤭